NOT A BOT. JUST TIRED.
$49.99
- Ships in 2–7 business days
- Shipping from $6.99 · free over $75
- 30-day returns · secure checkout
Not a Bot. Just Tired.
I answered everything.
Messages. Deadlines. Notifications. The questions marked urgent and the ones that somehow became urgent five minutes later.
From the outside, I looked responsive. Available. On top of it.
But being responsive isn’t the same as being okay.
Not a Bot. Just Tired. is for the days when everyone expects an instant answer, endless energy, and one more task — while you are quietly running on empty.
It is not an excuse. It is an honest status update.
You are allowed to pause. To reply later. To need rest before you become useful to the world again.
You are not failing to function.
You are simply human.
Made to be worn a lot.
One unisex tee for every design, in every colour it’s made in.
Fit
Unisex, XS to 5XL. Relaxed through the body — take your usual size.
Fabric
100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m². Tubular knit, ribbed collar, shoulder tape.
Ships
Leaves us in 2–7 business days, with tracking.
Returns
30-day returns · How returns work
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 40.616.0 | 68.627.0 | 20.38.0 |
| S | 45.718.0 | 71.128.0 | 20.98.2 |
| M | 50.820.0 | 73.729.0 | 21.68.5 |
| L | 55.922.0 | 76.230.0 | 22.28.7 |
| XL | 61.024.0 | 78.731.0 | 22.99.0 |
| 2XL | 66.026.0 | 81.332.0 | 23.59.3 |
| 3XL | 71.128.0 | 83.833.0 | 24.19.5 |
| 4XL | 76.230.0 | 86.434.0 | 24.79.7 |
| 5XL | 81.332.0 | 88.935.0 | 25.310.0 |
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for reduced waste and a clean drape
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with DTF-printed sleeve and inner neck labels for crisp, lasting graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and backed by a 2-year EU warranty
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), with similar colours
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not dryclean
Every colour it’s made in.
Same feeling, another line.
LIFE: UNPROMPTED.Not everything meaningful begins with a plan.
NO MODEL FITS YOUThe system wanted one version of me.
TOO HUMAN TO OPTIMIZEThe day became a dashboard.